Eskimo Kingdom

If I met God I would ask her/It/him:

-Why me?
-Can I get a break in life once in awhile?
-What is the best diet?
-Is war, deseases, hungerdeaths and plagues really nessesary?
-Will I be let into heven next time I die, or do I have to live more lifes here in hell(earth)?
-Why do I irritate people so much?
-Am I a good pearson?