Eskimo Kingdom

My body brush that I use frequently on my ass to prevent cellulite just had enough and disappeared mysteriously. I thought he had committed suicide by jumping out off the window... but lo and be hold he appeared just as mysteriously back just as I started writing this. Me and Carebear searched all over the place all day for it??? Now its just sitting on the bathroom table as if it was never gone??? I don't know any poltergeist with cellulite so it must be some vain little pixie who borrowed it.

Oh well I'm out to party.... better late than never ;)