Eskimo Kingdom

Now that I´ve slowed down the partying I´ve found other strange ways to occupy my time such as knitting and bellydancing. Well at least I plan too, but I will probably suck at both.

I may not get a country cabin like I planned for my birthday, strict union policy bla bla bla, so if you know off anyone renting out cabins with an hottub let me know.

Fuck it Ill just hold my birthday party in my bed curled up in the fetal position wondering why Im not a famous knitting bellydancer. Yeehaaw and giddy up.

Please God fastforward my life a little.