Eskimo Kingdom

I stole this neat list idea from Jóna's page.

7 things I want to do before I die:
1.Marrie Carebear and devote the rest of my life making him happy and horny.
2.Learn to dance: bellydance, salsa, flamenco, and lapdance(this one's just for Carebear).
3.Travel to: Asia, Africa, India and South America.
4.Move to Barcelona.
5.Learn Spanish and French.
6.Swim with dolphins.
7.Save the world.

7 things I can do.
1.I can see something good, beautyfull and positive in everyone.
2.I can get drunk with only 1 or 2 beers.
3.I can photoshop.
4.I can eat my own bodyweight of lobster and sushi and Indian food.
5.I can get violent with chopsticks and toothbrushes.
6.I can go to the movies alone.
7.I can say "devil pussy" in Swedish.

7 things that I can not do.
1.Touch my nose with my tongue
2.Eat sausage, haggis, meatballs, fishballs or ramballs.
3.be cruel to animals.
4.watch war movies.
5.live without carebear.
6.live with out my friends.
7.drink strong beverages such as vodka.

7 things that I love about the opposite sex.

1.A handsome face.
2.A sexy body.
3.Calcilous kills?.
4.A soothing voice
5.The sense of strongness and empowerment.
6.Being touched gently with strong hands.
7.I love everything about you guys.