Been wrapping x-mas presents all day listening to very christmassy trance and techno. Oncenita has been suspiciously good all day??? Carebear is out buying my present. Love him whatever he buys me, even if he gift wraps air. I miss my Goldie - Timeless CD so much every Christmas. Evil thieves.

3 days of exercise and eating right... yay :)

Maybe God read my blog?

Life is so strange right now. I am very fat, fatter than I have ever been. So fat in fact I wish for a touch of anorexia. Evil thinking I know but I am at my wits end about how I look. I try to eat healthy and exercise but I always give up. Such a looser, such a quitter.

Oncenita is growing up, learning tricks and is just an over all joy. Carebear's job is not good these days, he is surrounded by polish workers who most hate Icelandic people. I hope his dad will help him get another job when he comes home from Vegas.... grrrr I miss Vegas. I miss every where but here.

Help us God to get out of this rut we are in. Help us finish our apartment, help us out of our money problems, help me keep Oncenita safe, happy and healthy, help me get my mind and body back, help Carebear in school and work, help me to keep him horny and happy, help me get my friends back. Please just help me.

Oncenita is very strange in her likings....

Oncenita the fashionista is very proud in her new Juicy Couture dog carrier. It's HER'S!


P.s. she is sleeping in it right now next to Carebear on our bed. (03:21) I can't sleep :(

November desktop calendar

The Schizophreniacs flowery death


Wow long time no art huh!

I want

I want to take pictures on a decent camera. This loaned one is the biggest turd in the toilet. I even miss my old camera. I am sad that all of Oncenitas "baby" pictures are so low quality because I'll newer get a chance to take them again. When we will finally get rich enough to buy one it will be to late :(

Only 2 days until the weekend baby

Friday night party !?!


Took this photo 5 minutes ago.

I have so much but its never enough!

I want to be healthy mentally and physically. I want to eat healthy foods and go dancing. I want to be happy and energized. I want to wear nice clothes, not the drags I wear from day to day. I want to be a perfect mom and a perfect wife. I want to be able to go out side and meet my friends. I want to be able to provide for my family.

I really do hate what I am to day and I dream of change.

I dare you to eat a hamburger or a steak after watching the movie "Fast food nation". If you can you are one cold heartless bastard.

OMG have I've been a mad bitch lately... yes I have.

I have calmed down, stopped the self pity drinking, binge eating and sleeping pill escaping. I don't know what to do yet. I haven't even gone to see the clothes. I am far too busy being a happy mum and wife since my Oncenita has come home. She is such a delight. Very funny and very cuddly. She makes us very happy here at the love nest.

... I am to sad (old) went home and went to bed at 19:30. Now I am still mad but I have realized that I am just pawn and Hagkaup is a giant corporation. So FUCK me and fuck it

p.s Thanks for the support Kristinn, Jóna and Victoria.

The rest of you .....

Fuck it I am going to get waisted... does some one have extra tickets to Dirty south tonight. I NEED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM.

FUCKING HAGKAUP....

I AM MAD AS HELL THEY SLAUGHTERED MY DESIGNS AND POSTED TO EVERY HOME IN ICELAND THE UGLYEST PICTURE OF ME THEY COULD FIND. I AM SO ANGRY, SAD AND ASHAMED. I DONT THINK ANYONE WILL SEE ME FOR AWHILE.

Thank you everyone for all the birthday greetings yesterday.

Oncenita is 6 weeks old today... only 2-3 weeks until she moves into our lovenest.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Carebear!

1. Carebear is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
2. Europe is the only continent that lacks Carebear!
3. Carebear was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
4. Carebear was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes!
5. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Carebear.
6. Tradition allows women to propose to Carebear only during leap years!
7. Carebear is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
8. Carebear is the world's smallest mammal.
9. In Japan, Carebear can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
10. Carebear was declared extinct in 1902!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Seagulls... Iceland hearts them!

Thank GOD I got no horns ;)

Cleaning for Puppies !!!

Our girl is coming home :D Carebear talked to his dad and he is going to trade us some puppy money for weekly cleaning. So every things gonna be alright. I am so relived and happy. I can't wait to cuddle my little Oncenita, my little girl.


I think we will visit her next weekend... I hope so :) She is getting so big, so fast. I don't want to miss a thing.

I have been in such a dark place lately. I am always alone at our apartment. I only go outside to see the shrink. No one responses to me except Carebear. I feel alone and forgotten. But still I don't want to interact with anyone so don't feel sorry for crazy old me.
I am so afraid we can't pay for Oncenita. Even though I had her for only 20 minutes I love her dearly and I do not want to loose the opportunity to be her mommy and to care for her. Please God help me.

Don't know what happend last Saturday night. We were supposed to have a quiet beer drinking night in with Gunni, Gyða and Jón4... BUT NOT ONE OFF THEM SHOWED UP. Well Gunni had a quick stop, the glorious beer and curry fish angel. Then suddenly the place filled up, old friends and new ones. Thank you guy's I had so much fun. See you at Tiesto but we will always have Paris until then unless you are mentally weather challenged.

Meet our daughter (Rökkur) Oncenita Agat Björnsdóttir





We are so happy to meet her :D

OMG I am so happy, I was asked for an ID at the liquor store today. I wanna be forever young whoooahhh ever young la la la lah .

And I get to meet my daughter for the first time next weekend. The breeder is giving us second choice! So I have 3 little girls to choose from. I hope I make the right choice. And here are the nominees



I put the red one here too...she's to cute to be left out.

Dear Santa

I know its not Christmas yet but can you bring me lots of snow and lots of bubbly, I really want to party.

Your naughty girl
Eva

Sugarlips and sweet kisses... but only for my husband. Happy 3 year anniversary of the day we met. (last monday, better late than never) Love you more with each kiss.

Imaginary friend

Weirdo!

You Are 60% Sociopath

You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior. Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse.

Are You A Sociopath?

Carebear got me a new winter parka today. Its muy cosy and muy carísimo. Yes I am an spoiled princess but soon Carebear has to buy another winter parka for our new princess. I hope he can handle two spoiled princesses.



We will be so cute together "the black winter parka gang" You better watch out ;Þ

Started working out again today. Have to loose 18 kg before Tiesto. So lots of starving ahead and lots of exercise. I am going from flab to fab. These extra kg's haven't done lot's for my self-esteem, either. Well at least I am doing something about it now instead of later.

I found photos of my hopefully new baby and her family


And what else her mother Tjica is a model ....


I'm so excited, Please God don't be cruel this time ;)

New news.

We almost have a min pin puppy. All we need is permission from our neighbors... Carebear will try to morrow. Wish us luck. I am so afraid to get my hopes up though. I really want this and frankly I think I need something to care for and interest me.
Carebear is now a naughty school boy, I am so proud of him.
And we just got a brand spanking new white "looks like a leather" sofa. Yes it finally came, we have been waiting since December to cuddle and watch TV in this beauty. Hope we will soon be 3 cuddling in it and I don't mean Gunni... even though he always has a place there. Thanks for all the muscle help Gunni, you are our hero.

Last few days...

Birthday boy... Tomorrow



Carebears birthday is tomorrow and we have cake if anyone is interested in stopping by. Family 8 o'clock and friends around 9 o'clock or what ever time you want to give the most beautiful man in the whole wide world a birthday hug. Hope to see you all, pass the word.

From our wedding anniversary trip last weekend. I love you so much Bjössi minn.

Last weekend...

I drank mojito on the balcony with my favorite Olsen Olsen buddy and bartender. Great pillow fight.





Had a jeep safari in our new car and a picnic in the middle of no where.



Sandstorm



I love rainbows



I hate wasps



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