If I was an Eva, a perfect Eva, how would you know it was really me?

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eva and Carebear!

1. If you kiss Eva and Carebear for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
2. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Eva and Carebear.
3. When provoked, Eva and Carebear will swivel the tip of their abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at their attacker.
4. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Eva and Carebear in a day.
5. In 1982 Time Magazine named Eva and Carebear its 'Man of the Year'!
6. More people are killed by Eva and Carebear each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
7. You share your birthday with Eva and Carebear.
8. Eva and Carebear are the only bird that can swim but not fly!
9. Eva and Carebear are 1500 years older than the pyramids.
10. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Eva and Carebear on New Year's Day.

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No, it is not dangerous to confuse Eva with angels.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bjössi!

1. Bjössiolatry is the mindless worship of Bjössi.
2. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Bjössi Head.
3. Bjössi can't sweat.
4. If you chew gum while peeling Bjössi then it will stop you from crying.
5. Red Bjössi at night, shepherd's delight. Red Bjössi at morning, shepherd's warning!
6. Bjössi can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
7. Baby swans are called Bjössi.
8. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Bjössi', hated Bjössi and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
9. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Bjössi.
10. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Bjössi!

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I have been reading What the duck in school and I can not stop laughing. People think I am crazy... no wait I am crazy.

Who's that girl? Wow I haven't changed one bit if you don't count the police hat. he he. And do not give me grief about the hairbraids....I was young, stupid and on vacation.

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Well I manged to drag my well fed ass to the gym. Lasted for 25 minutes yay! But I am going back tomorrow and I am going to loose my depression pounds. No more sugar and white flour for me thank u very berry much.

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Drowning all the mice

Yesterday seems so far away when I was a unfeeling psycho stranger. No! today I can not stop crying... where does all this water come from??? I must have a water sponge brain or Spongebob psychopants syndrome. Every feeling in the world lets get to gether united in Eva's watermelon brain. Cant wait to see what I will be tomorrow, lets just pray I wont be a clown. I cant afford being scared of myself on top of everything else.

Well I feel stupid and I will probably cry over that too when I get around to it.

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I've completely lost all feeling and I don't know if that is so bad. I mean now I just don't care about anything or anyone. Yes I know I am evil and ungrateful. But I don't care any more what I eat and I used to eat such healthy food, now I eat shit for every meal and I haven't had a glass of water for a few months. I just don't care anymore. I am way too fat to wear my clothes so I just wear carebear's and I've stopped putting on make up unless I have to put on my brave fake mask to meet anyone...and thats rare. I don't brush my hair and I've just stopped looking into the mirror all together. I just don't care. I haven't heard from my parents or my family in weeks and I just don't care. I don't care what happens to me, I am even thinking of moving out alone. I just want to disappear, be forgotten and feel nothing forever. Maybe Carebear leaves me at the looneybin to morrow. Yes I know I am disgusting, ungrateful and ugly inside out. But I don't feel it and I don't care anymore.

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Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence

You've got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks. You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent. An eye for color and shapes, you're also a natural designer. Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstartions help you learn best. You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer.

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Your Ideal Pet is a Little Dog

You're both high strung, hyper, and cute. You're one of the few people who can get away with carrying your little dog in a little bag.

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